Considering user needs for social post
I think the user might be looking for a catchy social media post. They started with quotes and exclamations, so it makes sense to ask a clarifying question with a few different options. I’ll keep it short! The idea around the World Cup draw seems a bit off since it usually relates to FIFA and not American football, and Trump’s presence is probably unlikely. I should focus on clarity and suggest fact-checking instead of making assumptions. Let's draft a short response in Chinese with options.
你想让我做什么呢？我可以：
提示：这条说法听起来像段子，我建议先查证。需要我现在帮你查吗？
